* The first day of school is always special to me. It's the only day of the year when I'm not behind in my homework.
* The first day of school wouldn't be so bad if it weren't followed by the second day of school, the third day of school, the fourth day of school...
* The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn't want to do that for nine months in a row either.
* Teachers always seem happy on the first day of school. That's because they're getting paid to be there. We kids have to do it for free.
* Show me a kid who likes the first day at school and I'll show you a kid who likes to get his lip caught under a manhole cover.
* There's one good thing about the first day of school. When it's over you're one day closer to the last day of school.
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