Sting

"Now, Mrs. Hansen, this may sting just a little," the doctor said, as he prepared the syringe of antibiotic and stepped forward to administer it. The patient suddenly SCREAMED in agonizing pain and crumpled to the floor!

The doctor picked her up and stated, "Mrs. Hansen, this is ridiculous. I haven't even injected the needle yet!"

"No, you haven't" cried Mrs. Hansen. "But you DID step on my ingrown toenail!"

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