Catholics

Four Catholic men and one Catholic woman were having coffee.

First Catholic man : "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, every1 calls him Father"

Second Catholic man : "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him Your Grace"

Third Catholic man : "My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a room every1 says Your Eminence"

Fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness"

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the 4 men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, and 38-24-34. When she walks in to a room, ppl say, "Oh My God!" 

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