- Grope discounts available.
- Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
- If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
- Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
- Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
- Wanna fly? Open your fly!
- We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
- We are now free to move about your pants
- We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
- It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
- When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
- You were a virgin.
- We handle more packages than the USPS
- Stroke of the hand, law of the land.
- No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.
- Let your fingers do the Walking.
- Bend Over And Cough
- Reach out and touch someone.
- Can you feel me now?
- When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette
- Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
- If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
- Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
- Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
- Wanna fly? Open your fly!
- We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
- We are now free to move about your pants
- We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
- It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
- When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
- You were a virgin.
- We handle more packages than the USPS
- Stroke of the hand, law of the land.
- No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.
- Let your fingers do the Walking.
- Bend Over And Cough
- Reach out and touch someone.
- Can you feel me now?
- When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette
1 comment:
Thanks for the laugh! Airport security has definitely taken an interesting turn! I found some more serious security slgans you may want to check out here: Security Slogans
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