What do you call when a blonde dyes her hair?
Artificial intelligence.
Artificial intelligence.
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Q. What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth.
A. Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth.
Trapped in room
You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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What do toilets, clitoris, and anniversaries have in common?
Men miss them all!
Men miss them all!
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What's worse than you gynecologist telling you that you have a VD?
Your Dentist telling you!
Your Dentist telling you!
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"Hey, lover," said the hipster to the beautiful chick he'd jut met, "have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
"No" she answered, "but I bet it really hurts."
"No" she answered, "but I bet it really hurts."
Lecture
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife," said the man.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife," said the man.
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Q: What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding?
A: You don't have to ask; you can *see* who the best man is.
A: You don't have to ask; you can *see* who the best man is.
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Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in hot tubs.
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in hot tubs.
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Q: What is the definition of the perfect wife?
A: A hot rich mute nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.
A: A hot rich mute nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.
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Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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Q: Why are there two Senators for each state?
A: Somebody's got to be the designated driver.
A: Somebody's got to be the designated driver.
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Q: What did the little boy say to Math?
A: Grow up! Learn to solve your own problems.
A: Grow up! Learn to solve your own problems.
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Q: What Is Better, Being Born Black Or Gay?
A: Black, Because You Don't Have To Tell Your Parents.
A: Black, Because You Don't Have To Tell Your Parents.
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic who tried to commit suicide?
A: He threw himself behind an oncoming train.
A: He threw himself behind an oncoming train.
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