Fancy costume party

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party. Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on, just a pair of pants.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.

"A premature ejaculation." said the man, "I just came in my pants!"

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