Capture by cannibals

Three airmen were shot down over the Pacific during WWII. One was an American. One was a Frenchman. The other was a Scot.

They were captured by a tribe of cannibals on a remote island. They were told that they would be boiled alive, eaten, and then their skins would be used to build a new boat.

Before they were boiled alive the head of the tribe offered them three instruments for them to commit suicide. A fork, a knife, and gun with one bullet in the chamber. The American volunteered to go first. He choose the gun and said " God Bless America" and took his life. The Frenchman went next and took the knife... his final words were "Viva France!"

When is it was the Scots turn he calmly took the fork and stabbed himself all over his body and proclaimed " F*ck yer stinkin' boat!"

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