Hillbilly Jokes

* How many hillbillies does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

* Best bar pick-up line in Kentucky
"Hey, you sure don't sweat much for a fat woman."

* Did you hear about the hillbilly who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

* What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a hillbilly?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The hillbilly gets emotionally involved.

* What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
Nice tooth!

* How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink"and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."

* How can you tell if a hillbilly is married?
There are tobacco juice stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

* What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

* Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
They want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

* What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

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