At a recent medical convention, Doctors registered opinions about the current financial disaster, specifically in regard to the Government "Bail Out Package".Opinions were as follows:
Allergists voted to scratch it, whereas
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling, but Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve!
Obstetricians said we were laboring under a misconception, but Ophthalmologists flat out vetoed the bill as being short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' and
Pediatricians rallied to chant, 'Oh, Grow up!'
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons agreed to cut it up and wash their hands of it, yet Internists thought it was a bitter pill we have to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on things.'
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists said the it would not hold water.
Anesthesiologists noted that the whole idea was a gas, but Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
Final opinion was voiced by a coalition of Proctologists sho advised everyone to leave the financial fiasco with the a**holes in Washington who caused it?
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