Doug brings his friend Bill home from work with him early one day. They come upstairs to find his wife, and there she is in bed with another man.
Doug turns calmly away from the doorway and says to Bill, "Let's go downstairs and have a cup of coffee."
"Uh, okay," agrees Bill so they sit around the kitchen for the longest time, until finally Bill can't stand it anymore. "Doug," he blurts out, "what about the guy upstairs?"
"The hell with him," says Doug. "Let him make his own goddamn coffee."
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