David's marriage

In the week before his marriage David sowed the last of his wild oats with all the girls he'd ever dated. At the end of that time his penis was literally twisted and broken. David begged his doctor to help him, but the best the physician could do was create a makeshift splint, taping the worn member between four thin slats.

On his wedding night David crawled into bed with his new bride, wondering what he'd tell her about his ravaged organ.The woman spread her legs. "Look, honey," she said. "Never been touched by a man."

David undid his pajama pants. "Look, honey," he said. "Still in its original crate!"

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