First date

A long, long time ago, in a place far, far away, a lonely guy was on his first date with a girl.

Yessir,... it was his first date EVER, and he was very anxious. His id was in control, and his thoughts were dominated with hopes of carnal pleasures.

In his anticipation, he lost all control before they had even arrived at the restaurant. He told her, "I'll give you twenty dollars if you let me pull over and feel your breasts."

The young woman thought carefully about his offer. She considered his reputation, and she considered her attraction toward him. She even took out her purse and checked her finances, counting every penny.

And then she said:

"I'll give you $9.83 if you'll take me straight home and never tell anyone I went out with you!"