A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman man shouts "Awa ye feel hoor that's full O' coos Sharn." (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow "poop".)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you."
The Scotsman man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
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