It's different when you are Married

Three women - one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to surprise their men that night; all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes to see what kind of a response they get from their men.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'When my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4” stilettos and the mask.' He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you.' 'We made love all night long!'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! I met him in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night long.'

Then the married one said: 'I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready in the leather bodice, super stilettos and mask. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

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