Neighbor's son

As Sadie and Irving are leaving the mall, they see their neighbour’s son Paul and his fiancée Sharon just going in.

"Did you see that?" Sadie says.

"See what?" asks Irving, pretending not to know what Sadie is referring to.

"Paul's fiancée, that's who," Sadie says, "She's dressing all wrong. She's probably 37-23-35 and with big breasts like hers, she shouldn't be wearing such a skimpy see- through top. And such a tight leather skirt she's wearing - I don't know how she can breathe properly. And it's so short, it make her legs look too long. I know she's got a beautiful face but I don't think blonde dyed hair suits her. Believe me, Irving, that marriage won't last more than 1 year."

With a deep sigh, Irving replies, "Please God I should have such a year."

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