Prestigious university

This lady went with her daughter to visit a prestigious university, and the student guide pointed out the nationally ranked library and state-of-the-art science facilities.

She told them that the professors were the best in the world, and she recommended the daughter apply early to improve her chances for admission. "We get so many applicants," she boasted, "because of the stature of the school."

After the tour the mother asked our guide, "So, why did you choose this school?"

"Oh," she replied, "my boyfriend works at the McDonald's across the parking lot."

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