Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I am 83 years old now and I am just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a new born baby."
"Really! Like a new born baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
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